Wednesday, May 29, 2002 It's been a nice day today. It rained and was really cooling. But I feel hungry now that I only had some porridge for dinner. We would probably have some supper tonight. I haven't had much human contact today, cos all I have been doing is read a little and also sleep alot. It's disgusting. I got to thinking about life in maybe another country, like the jet program teaching thing. I was wondering how I would get used to life in another culture and everything. The big picture is alright, but it's the details that got me a little worried. I mean, how do I go shopping in the supermarket?? Food is a major problem cos although I'm not fussy, there are certain things I prefer to fish everyday. Or how about TV? I'm going to miss so many programs! Like "alias," "Ed," and "Gilmore Girls."
But one can only do so much "couch" thinking and stuff.. given the chance, I'd still probably go for it I guess. Damn, I dont even know whether they would want me. I'd be dead if they require psychological tests or something like that. I'll probably fail all of them! The only thing they would end up knowing is:

Well, you're a slacker. Your greatest joy in life is sleeping, and you try to avoid doing work as much as possible. Others are envious of your talent for skating through life doing only half as much real, actual work as everyone else. You're an expert at talking teachers or bosses out of reprimanding you for your apparent lack of effort. On the upside, you won't have to worry about things like repetitive stress disorder or high blood pressure. Your life expectancy is probably pretty high due to this, not that you'll actually accomplish anything, you damn leech.

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posted by Sharon K at 4:46 am